Jesus Loves You

Pineapple Express Redband Trailer and Clip

I'd like to be serious for a moment. It's not everyday when we are given a film that incorporates cannabis use, and actually has the actors smoke it as realistically as Seth Rogan demonstrates. Notice the initial drawing of the smoke into the mouth, then its expulsion to cool it making for a smoother smoke, which is quickly followed by inhalation. Most likely they are using "stunt herb" but it's these little things that makes the cinematic experience much more intuitive. Those who would simply dismiss this as another stupid stoner comedy, fail to realize it's their internalized prejudice instituted by ignorant social stigmas and government propaganda. Cannabis culture is the future, the green goblin says so. Now if you excuse me I'm going to finish my blunt and my gallon jug of Arizona Green Tea, watch cartoons and retire on the couch in my underwear until 2 pm tomorrow. Sweet.

MSTRKRFT 2008

Studio B - 3-7-2008
I'll see you fuckers there cause Dan, my bitch, will buy me my ticket. Wait, maybe that makes me the bitch. Shit if he buys me dinner I'll have to put out...

Rachael Ray "Battles" My Patience

"DJ Douchebag"

Some men are born without balls, they just report an article about Rachael Ray and give the facts. These people don't have the courage to do what needs to be done, reprimand society for allowing Rachael Ray to dominate the Food Network and daytime television. Shame on you >=[. Now she's recruiting Battles for more airtime for her detestable face and voice, AND she's rubbing it in my face that she has an iPod and I don't which makes me "pain in asshole" according to Borat. I fucking hate you Rachael Ray! Just say extra virgin olive oil damnit! Fuck EVOO it's EVOOL (witty!).

I'd still do her. Call me!!!

*UPDATE*
Apparently Battles got my message and told Rachael Ray to fuck off ("won't be participating" means fuck off right?). Unfortunately the Ettes are buttholes and are aiding Ray and her campaign against humanity. Holy Fuck's status is still pending, I would like to see them participate if only to have Rachael Ray's voice bleeped out when introducing the band.

Kanye West the Colored T-1000 (possibly Silver Surfer)

Kanye West Tour

Kanye, your half-assed attempts to reach out to the nerds is pathetic, first the Akira music video and now starwars text and liquid metal robots. Gonna take credit for making sci-fi and geekiness hip and cool? I already got you beat, my acclaimed routine of masturbating six times a day to 2 minute porn samples has the nerd subculture by its balls (literally!), my influence is undeniable. Let's see Rihanna top that.